Beds are such funny things.
I have been sleeping in a Queen size bed for quite a while…I think. I know that when I was living in Beaverton I had a Queen, but then when I moved to Colorado I took my beautiful couches and those became my bed, in my room. I miss those couches.
Anyhow, back to Portland and I was on a futon but I believe it was a queen, then back to beds and I bought a Queen. It was a real bed, no frame but a box spring and a mattress and it was fantastic!
I went to sleep and I felt like I could sprawl half way across the world, despite the fact that I usually slept curled up in a ball. My now ex was spending way too much money and spent $1200 on a new bed, pillow-top queen of happiness. When he moved in he brought it with him. It was spectacular and perfect for fitting the both of us and semi-acrobatic (at times) sex. I still really wish that I’d gotten a stud finder and put a bar in my ceiling that could support my weight. Perhaps in this new apartment although the ceilings aren’t as low here.
At night I felt like we were sharing a single, given the fact that I was usually pressed tightly against the wall with him gripping me in my sleep. I didn’t mind most of the time (except he was a furnace and summer needed two fans) Imagination placed me in many a tight space.
As we started to not get along so well the bed could have stretched half way across the world with how far away he felt, and then when he left me it couldn’t have been larger. Still a queen.
That bed was left with me and has traveled with me to L.A. where I’m finally starting to wonder how big a Queen really is. If it’s so big, then how is it that my cat often takes up easily half of the bed?
Side note: –> is not my cat…or my bed
I’ve found myself stretching out lately in such obscure directions. My head in the right corner while the rest of my body stretches out to touch the left bottom corner.
I think I’m starting to test it’s boundaries, and wonder if there might be some sentinels protecting the outerlands of bed. They may see my incoming toes as an attack and use tiny little trebuchets to pelt me and thwart the incoming sock-bomb. You see, I often go to sleep with socks on with no idea where they went when I wake.
This may explain two very important things:
- So THAT’S where my one sock keeps disappearing to
- Morgan tends to freak out attacking the edge of the bed at night, perhaps that’s when they’re out in more force!
Defenders of the outer bed, out to protect their young from destruction. I’m afraid that I’m probably the one who’s usually going to win. Perhaps I should treat them to a new landscape soon and pick up some new sheets.
Although something tells me that going with these sheets won’t actually help them in the long run.